Where You At? ... No, really - Loveseat, where you at?

So, I know the question on EVERYONE’S mind is clearly “Where on Earth is The Loveseat?” Let me take this brief moment to save you the Carmen Sandiego-style guessing games (which are impossible without that damned desk encyclopedia they give you) and fill you in.

Where on Earth is indeed the proper question, because for about one month I was on the other side of it, livin' up the dream of our good friend The Minority Reporter. Being one who never found the Asian persuasion particularly compelling, I must say, America has been duped! My first stop, Singapore, lifted this huge veil from my eyes. Almost immediately, there they were- big tits, nice butts, and cute faces. “Could this be a dream?” I asked myself. But there it was, plain as day, the typical Asian profile lost in a sea of dimes floating around the streets of Singapore.

But this blog isn’t devoted to those everyday folk that make up our reality! This is for the celebrities we ogle from afar (or if you know my mom or uncle - possibly in the comfort of your living room, but more on that another time I'm still mad they didn't tell me about that until after. I totally would've come back from Carolina.--ed.) So let me bring you some of the South Asian beauties I came across in the land of pirates and merlions. Keep in mind that this nation is a cultural hub like NYC (except smaller) so basically you get the best of the best from all the nations in South Asia.

Rebecca Tan

OK, OK, this girl doesn’t stray far from our usual stereotype of the sideways genitalia group (For the record, that is the most convoluted vaginal reference I have ever seen), but after catching her in the August 2007 Singapore Maxim she grabbed my attention (and I grabbed something else). This is Singapore’s rising supermodel, with a mix of Chinese and Australian. I wouldn’t mind givin' her a little American to boot.

Marsha Wattanapanich

Having just turned 37 August 24^th, Marsha has earned her third LLFD-eligible category. Already a successful pop singer in Thailand, she’s moved to acting as well, which is where I caught this half German, half Thai gem. Keep an eye out for the movie Alone which Wikipedia claims is on its way to America.

Lara Dutta & Katrina Kaif

This duo is straight outta Bollywood as the female leads in the Indian rip-off of Hitch - Partner. Now this movie may have completely been everything I expected from an over-the-top, nonsensical, musical knock-off of Hitch, but at least with Dutta playing Eva Mendes, and Kaif as Amber Valletta, there was something to look at. Oh, and did I mention that Ms. Dutta was Miss Universe in 2000?

Here’s where I would say “Now on to the next leg of the trip,” but that leg was the Philippines. And although the Philippines is full of the most beautiful women you will ever encounter in your god-given life, I didn’t really have access to any local celebrities (although I did see a movie with J-Lo, who I maintain is still pretty damn hot. Agreed.) So as not to leave you with nothing, here’s one of the Philippines' many beautiful beaches (though I don’t know what category it’s eligible for):

Happy Drafting!

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