Clearly being a part of this site is getting to me. Being one of the two authors who write two regular columns and having a job with crazy hours doesn't really mix. It's to the point where I actually had a dream last night where Bai Ling was trying to dance with me. Scary, huh?
Anyway, it's been tough keeping track of the girls I've been wanting to write about, especially since I'm too stupid to write them all down. Lucky for me I have a ridiculous triggering function within my memory and am able to use certain clues to remember this stuff.
Anyway, since in my last article I talked your ear off, I'll get straight to the point with this one:
September 21st, 2007.
What is that, you ask? Besides it being my little sister's birthday (you fucking pervs better stay the hell away from her), it's also the day when your fantasy drafting perspective will change.
You see, it's 37 years to the day when this fine honeydip was born:
(From The Daily Crush)
Yes, ladies and gents, the woman who bears the spawn of The Golden Boy will become a huge sleeper Plus-37 MILF candidate (and you know I love to bring you sleeper P-37 MILF candidates). So forget that Film Actress slot, fellas. This shit is Alfonso Soriano last year (playing outfield but qualifying at second base). Besides, being a new mother and having lost Brady to a newer model, she'll be up for some revenge sex. And lots of it.
Next week I'll stop with the MILFs and bring you a nice, young chickadee, though I'll be doing so from this place. Don't be jealous. Be happy for me. Maybe I'll be able to somehow meet and hook up with one of the chicks on my lists. Then I'll really have a story for you.